👮♂️ Officer: why your tint so dark?
😌 Me: cause, I’m shy
Socially awkward.
Legally questionable.
Emotionally protected.
If you know, you know.
This one’s for the dark tint crew who prefer privacy over eye contact and jokes over explanations.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
😌 Me: cause, I’m shy
Socially awkward.
Legally questionable.
Emotionally protected.
If you know, you know.
This one’s for the dark tint crew who prefer privacy over eye contact and jokes over explanations.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• Regular fit
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!



















